So, we went into B&N to pass the time before the movie started. We enjoyed ourselves, walking about and talking. But then an evil idea planted itself in our teenage minds. There were many stuffed animals in the kids section of B&N.
And there are many, many sexual positions to put them in. Which we did.
It was extremely innapropriate and immature. But also amazing and hilarious, imagining the outcome of our animal-positioning. Then we left and went to the movies.
Chael and I were like, That movie was awesome! Then we walked outside and we were like, dude.
It's freaking cold.
Note that, it was 12:30 at night, and we were in thin shirts. We then stayed that way for about 15 minutes.
Chail can explain the rest. Ho. Ly. Shit.
Chael: Okay, so basically we stood outside of the movie theater for about what felt like forever times infinity huddled together like two retarded outcast penguins, starring at passersby like "WTF you lookin at?!? you don't know me! you don't know what I got!" ... so after about twenty minutes of weird looks and rude comments, Brookies dad finally came and picked us up. all was going well, we were warm, we had the radio, we were okay again, AND THEN OH MY FUCKING CHEERIOS A BABY DEER JUMPS OUT INTO THE ROAD. all like "hey mother fuckers, I'm a fucking dear! and I'm in your way! try and get past me ass holes! hahahahaha!! -death-" except that we didn't really hit it. It just stood there for about a minute and a half occasionally going back and forth across the road like it couldn't make up its frackin mind where it wanted to almost die next.
Moral of the story: Deer are fuckin crazy ass emo bitches.
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