So, for Christmas today, I got a unicorn. Be jealous.
Just kidding. I got an iPod, a longboard and clothes. And some really good food.
Then your mom invited me over for some late night holiday cheer. Just kidding. Not really.
Then Chael came over and told me a secret; you're adopted.
Merry Christmas!
Chael: Wait, before we go I would just like to point out that in fact you are not adopted, Brookie is. She just doesn't like to face the facts and jump into the proverbial pool of realization. And that being said I would like to end this post on a happy, not adopted note... I got your mom for Christmas, goodnight!
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