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Sunday, March 27, 2011
HEY THERE
There will be no second third or twelfth post of Story Time. Due to the fact that it sucks.
Friday, March 4, 2011
STORY TIME
ONCE UPON A TIME
There was a girl who lived in bear town, with her family of giant ants.
One day her ant mother asked her to go out and gather the ingredients she needed to bake a zebra delight cake. So she set out on her way to gather pinch berries from the enchanted shrubbery of Sheffboird.
She made her way past the oak tree of gibberish,
across field of human hair,
and through the pond of candy cane skies
until she got to the enchanted shrubbery of Sheffboird. But when she got there the entrance was being guarded by a giant, purple leaf.
but he was asleep so its all good.
Finally, she reached the pinch berry bush,
gathered her pinch berries, and went to leave...But when she got to the entrance the leaf had awoken from its slumber.
The leaf was kinda pissed that she had entered without his say so. So, he ordered her to
Well, she obviously couldn't do that, because you can't make a zebra delight cake without pinch berries.
So she said
the giant purple leaf was angry and self conscious, no one had ever told him no before (would you say no to
giant, talking, purple leaf? nope, didn't think so) He said
and the girl simply replied with "your legs are to skinny"
- Now, what you need to know, is that leafs have very big egos, and don't take criticism well, and this is why that little comment about the size and structure of his legs, which wouldn't have hurt most people, was a huge
blow to the foundation of his character and self worth.
This tiny little girl had seen his faults and played on them with her hurtful ways. There was no coming back from that, so he had to let her pass.
She walked triumphantly past him, feeling rather.... well, triumphant.
END OF PART ONE
There was a girl who lived in bear town, with her family of giant ants.
One day her ant mother asked her to go out and gather the ingredients she needed to bake a zebra delight cake. So she set out on her way to gather pinch berries from the enchanted shrubbery of Sheffboird.
She made her way past the oak tree of gibberish,
across field of human hair,
and through the pond of candy cane skies
but he was asleep so its all good.
Finally, she reached the pinch berry bush,
gathered her pinch berries, and went to leave...But when she got to the entrance the leaf had awoken from its slumber.
The leaf was kinda pissed that she had entered without his say so. So, he ordered her to
Well, she obviously couldn't do that, because you can't make a zebra delight cake without pinch berries.
So she said
the giant purple leaf was angry and self conscious, no one had ever told him no before (would you say no to
giant, talking, purple leaf? nope, didn't think so) He said
and the girl simply replied with "your legs are to skinny"
- Now, what you need to know, is that leafs have very big egos, and don't take criticism well, and this is why that little comment about the size and structure of his legs, which wouldn't have hurt most people, was a huge
blow to the foundation of his character and self worth.
This tiny little girl had seen his faults and played on them with her hurtful ways. There was no coming back from that, so he had to let her pass.
She walked triumphantly past him, feeling rather.... well, triumphant.
END OF PART ONE
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